I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
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| : | *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean* |
|---|---|
| : | *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual* |
| Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): | Code Rainbow. |
| Analyst: | I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow. |
| Analyst: | This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. |
| : | *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right* |
| Assistant: | *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather* |
| Assistant: | Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action? |
| Head of Management: | *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently* |
| Head of Management: | *slowly turns around in chair* |
| Head of Management: | *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch* |
| Head of Management: | Call in the beard. |
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i was expecting like a cat but mY GOD
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This is going to be everybody on tumblr in thirty years.
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one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Dude. The actual fuck. What kind of loner uses this? Oh wait, YOU.
May the fury of a thousand suns rain upon you. May the odds be never in your favour. May you have no friends six-ever. (thats longer than five-ever)
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MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN AND ITS STUCK ON SOMEONES BLOG AND THIS IS THEIR AUTOPLAY MUSIC AND I CANT STOP IT HELP ME
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
(Source: not-a-painbow, via voldebabe)
